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FidoNews · Vol 21, No 8 · 23 Feb 2004

     The  F I D O N E W S      Volume 21, Number 08             23 Feb 2004 
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            Copyright 2004 by Fidonews Editor for Fidonews Globally.


                        Table of Contents
     1. FOOD FOR THOUGHT  .........................................  1
     2. EDITORIAL  ................................................  2
        The BBS-network?  .........................................  2
     3. FIDONET CURRENT EVENTS  ...................................  3
        Policy Ammendment Effort  .................................  3
     4. FRANK'S COLUMN - FRANK VEST  ..............................  4
        Fidonews  .................................................  4
     5. HUMOUR IN A FIDO VEIN  ....................................  6
        THE HISTORY OF THE BBS USER  ..............................  6
     6. CLEAN HUMOUR & JOKES  ..................................... 12
        Jokes and the language barrier  ........................... 12
     7. BEST OF FIDONET  .......................................... 14
        Special echoes  ........................................... 14
     8. PHILIP LOZIER'S FIDONET SOFTWARE NEWS  .................... 16
        BBS and FidoNet Software News  ............................ 16
     9. BEN RITCHEY'S FIDONET SOFTWARE LISTING  ................... 19
        FIDONet Software References  .............................. 19
     10. SPECIAL INTEREST  ........................................ 24
        Nodelist Stats  ........................................... 24
     11. FIDONEWS INFORMATION  .................................... 26
        How to Submit an Article  ................................. 26
        Credits, Legal Infomation, Availability  .................. 28
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                             FOOD FOR THOUGHT
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     Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up'.

                                          --  Joe Namath

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                                 EDITORIAL
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                             The BBS-network?

        Whenever I see how some people have a hard time properly
     understanding our policy, I can't help thinking it must have something
     to do with the fact, that so few of the so called sysops in our
     present nodelist never actually have been *real* sysops.

        A sysop, according to fidonet terminology, is someone that operates
     a bulletin board system, a BBS. And you don't have to read more than
     the very first sentence of our policy, to understand that fidonet is
     nothing but a BBS-network. Or at least it used to be...

        After the original pioneers paved the way, the politicians followed
     suit, just like when the Wild West of the North American continent
     were "conquered". And like there, our politicians managed to make a
     total mess of the conquest.

        When more and more ordinary users are allowed to be listed as nodes
     in this BBS-network of ours, rather than become points as would be
     proper, of course the understanding of the policy will suffer. If you
     never have spent all that time making a BBS work, you can never be
     able to understand our policy properly, and you can never be able to
     read between the lines, all that stuff that the authors of this
     document never could imagine they had to spell out.

        And as more and more coordinators are appointed on political merits
     rather than technical, in direct violation of 3.8 in our policy, how
     can we ever expect nodes, nets and even regions, that closed shop
     years ago, to be removed from the nodelist, rather than being
     cherished like gold, just so that a coordinator will not be left alone
     in his/her segment?

        In this issue we can read more about the ongoing attempt to update
     our policy. The biggest problem with that seems to be, that in the old
     version, the authors could not foresee a situation where some 20 RCs
     do not even exist! How easy is it to get an absolute majority when one
     third of the voters simply isn't there to vote?

        As a "follow up" on the BBS efforts from yester-years, I also
     include an old classic from that time, as a nostalgia trip for all
     *real* sysops and to give all the rest a feeling of what it could be
     like, by then.

        Finally I took the liberty to publish, in the Best Of Fidonet
     section, an RFC from Matt McCarthy that I thought deserved a better
     fate, than just passing by almost unnoticed. More on the moderator
     issue, and it's relationship to the BBS:ing in the old days, next
     week...


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                          FIDONET CURRENT EVENTS
     =================================================================

                       Policy Ammendment Effort
                       Ward Dossche @ 2:292/854

     To the RC's:

     As the discussion about the "Bob Short Policy Ammendment", which was
     published in Fidonews previously, seems to have come to an end it is
     now time to let your opinion known to the IC and decide to put this up
     for a full-vote or just forget about it. Since nobody seems to lead
     the initiative for collecting opinions I will now do so.

     Your opinions will be collected away from echomail to discourage
     tampering and abuse by third parties, however in the end I intend to
     publish your opinion myself when I sum up things. So far I have
     received 7 unsollicited opinions on the matter and that opinion is
     split.

     Please send your "aye" or "naye" or "abstain" or whatever substitutes
     for it in netmail to 2:292/854 (pstn, ip or email-node) or in email to
     ic@fidonet.org. Please add a password, any password, that will be
     published alongside so that you can verify the authenticity of the
     opinion published.

     I will be looking forward to a March 15th 2004 unofficial deadline. If
     by that time I did not receive anything then I'm assuming the matter
     has dropped from the agenda or the opinion was not favourable.

     Greetings,

      \%/@rd Dossche
           IC

     (Published in IC, FIDONEWS as well as sent "routed" to every listed RC
     in the nodelist)


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                        FRANK'S COLUMN - FRANK VEST
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                                    Fidonews
                                 By Frank Vest
                                  1:124/6308.1

      It appears that a battle is brewing in the Z1C echo over
     moderatorship of echos, echomail distribution in general and the
     echolist.

      If I understand right, the discussion (or something similar) is
     taking place in the Fidonews echo as well. Since I don't carry the
     Fidonews echo, I have no knowledge of what is going on in there.

     At any rate, here is an article on something resembling something. :)


     Definitions:

     Fidonews publication:
      The weekly publication of the Fidonet newsletter.

     Fidonews echo:
      A Fidonet echo for the discussion of articles in the Fidonews
     publication (although it generally gets more than just discussion of
     articles in the Fidonews publication).

     Fidonews Editor:
      The person, who is a member of Fidonet, that accepts articles and
     performs the task of editing and producing the Fidonews publication.

     With that said;

      Tradition is that a new Fidonews Editor is chosen by the outgoing
     Editor. This has been in place with one exception that I know of. The
     sudden death of Doug Myers left the position open.

      Tradition is that the moderator of the Fidonews echo is the Fidonews
     Editor.

      According to the Echolist, the moderator is the person listed in the
     "Moderators" portion of the Echolist listing for that echo. (try
     saying that fast three times! :)

      Now, who is the moderator? If we follow tradition, the moderator is
     the person who is the Fidonews Editor. If we go by the Echolist the
     Moderator is the person(s) listed in the echolisting for that echo.

      If I understand correctly, the person submitting the listing to the
     echolist must be listed as a moderator. There may be others listed as
     well, but this one person *must* be listed as a moderator?

      So, do we follow tradition, the echolist or change the echolist to
     not force the person listing the echo into the moderator position??
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      Many who have argued that the echolist indicates who the moderator is
     have also argued that tradition should be followed and/or that the
     echolist should be changed to not force the person listing the echo
     into the moderator position.

      I dunno. Maybe we should all just go home and forget it. :)


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                           HUMOUR IN A FIDO VEIN
     =================================================================

                           THE HISTORY OF THE BBS USER
                          A Musical Drama in -V- parts
                                     PART I

     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear SysOp:
         I am a new uzer.  I am ate yearz old and I have  just  gotten  my
     first  modem.  I  like  to  download  lotsa files as long as you don't
     hafta upload in return.  Pleez give me access on your bord.
                             Joe Blow.
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear Joe:
          I have given you minimal access in the kiddie  file  and  message
     areas.  We suggest that you learn to spell and learn your proper place
     in this community before attempting higher levels of access.
                     SysOp
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear SysOp:
          I  kant  figure  out  how  to  D/L  [note user's discovery of BBS
     abbreviations].  I have tried to use XModem with no sucsess,  and then
     I tried ZModem and everything went kablooie.  Please help me so that I
     can download your good filez.
                             Joe Blow.
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear Joe:
          You're  an idiot,  but we like you.  We think you have potential.
     I'll tell you what I'm going to do.  I'm going to teach you how to use
     the file section,  but you're going to learn to use  it  by  UPLOADING
     [imagine  teary-eyed  face  cringed with fear at this prospect].  Next
     time you log on,  page me to chat and I'll show you how  to  upload  a
     file.
             The SysOp
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear SysOp:
          Okay.
                             Joe Blow
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
                 [ Transcript of first chat with SysOp follows ]
     Select [M, F, E, C, P, G]: P
     Paging your SysOp! . . . . . . .
     The SysOp is here!
     Hello, Joe!
     NO CARRIER  [ Joe hangs up, torn with fear ]
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
                [ Transcript of second chat with SysOp follows ]
     Select [M, F, E, C, P, G]: P
     Paging your SysOp! . . . . . . .
     The SysOp is here!
     Hello, Joe!
     [ Long pause ]
     Heelo.
     Do you want me to show you how to upload, now?
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     [ Another pause ]
     Yes.
     Okay...I'll walk you through it.
     Exiting chat ...
     Select [M, F, E, C, P, G]: F
     Select [U, D, C, L, F, S]: C
     Change to which area? 1
     Changing to upload area (1).
     Select [U, D, C, L, F, S]: U
     Select a protocol
     <X> XModem
     <Y> YModem
     <Z> ZModem
     The SysOp is here!
     Okay, Joe.  Tell your program you want to upload by pressing PgUp when
     you want to start the transfer.
     Exiting chat ...
     Select [X, Y, Z]: X
     Enter filename to upload: APROGRAM.ZIP
     Begin your upload procedure...
     1 file(s) transfered successfully!

     The SysOp is here!
     See, that wasn't so hard, was it?
     Nnno.
     Well, to download, you do the same thing in reverse.
     Okay!  Cool!
     By the way, what was it you uploaded, anyway?
     I don't know...I got it from one of my friends.  It's something called
     a virus.
     NO CARRIER
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear Joe:
          I looked at the program you uploaded.  If you ever upload a virus
     again,  I'll kill you slowly, and your little dog too.  You have a lot
     to learn, kid.
             The mildly pissed SysOp
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------

                            PART II (one year later)

     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear SysOp:
          I uploaded those files you asked me for.  My upload ratio is  now
     better than my download ratio.  Can you pleez let me in on some of the
     better file areas?
             Joe
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear Joe:
          Okay.  I think you deserve it.  I'm going to let you into some of
     the other file areas.
          By the way, don't upload anything that has the words "cracked by"
     on it anymore.  I could get in big trouble.
          By the way,  a protocol is a way to transfer files,  not a matter
     of etiquette.
                     The SysOp
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     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear SysOp:
          Okay.  I just thought you might like that game.  Something  about
     those Amazon Women just appeeled to me.
          Joe
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear Joe:
          You  skip  school  to  call  here,  don't  you?  Can't  you  call
     somewhere else for a change?
             The SysOp
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear SysOp:
          You mean there are other BBSes out there?  Why didn't you tell me
     about them before?
             Joe Blow
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear Joe:
          You  never  were  this  annoying  before.   Try   the   "Weirdo's
     Hideaway", 555-6543.
             The SysOp
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
       [ The user does not call for 7 weeks, as he discovers other BBSes ]
     [ Eventually, he decides to call back and batch upload all the warez ]
                  [ That he collected on his leech festivals ]
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear SysOp:
          I  learned  how  to phreak last week!  It's a lot of phun and you
     don't have to pay when you download philes [ it is  obvious  that  the
     kid  has  been  calling  California  boards,  where they spell all "f"
     sounds with "ph"].  Among the warez I'm uploading to you is a  program
     called Code Thief.  It will help you phreak too!
             Joe
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear Joe:
          Phreaking is a bad business.  Don't you think they can figure out
     where  those  calls  you  are  making  are  coming from?  They can.  I
     suggest you stop before you get yourself and your parents in trouble.
             Your SysOp
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear SysOp:
          What's wrong with  phreaking?  It's  not  like  it's  illegal  or
     anything.
             Joe.
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear Joe:
          You're so full of s**t, you stink.
                     Your SysOp
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear SysOp:
          One  of my friends that I met on a board in California [ see!  we
     told you ] had something happen to him called "getting  busted."  What
     does that mean?
             Joe
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear Joe:
          It means that he was  arrested.  Probably  for  phreaking.  He'll
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     probably  tell  the feds that you phreak too in order to get a lighter
     sentence.  You're f***ed, kid.  In fact, I'll probably delete you from
     here in case the feds start sniffing around.
             The SysOp.
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
          [ When the kid logs on next, he sees the following message ]
     Two four six eight, who do we appreciate?
     NOT YOU, NOT YOU, YEAH!
     Your  access  has been lowered to sub absolute zero.  You are nothing.
     You can do nothing.  Don't ever call here again  or  we'll  shoot  you
     with lime jello and throw you in a bathtub with Roseanne Barr.
     NO CARRIER
     Just kidding.
     NO CARRIER <click!>
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------

                                   PART III

     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     [ About a month later, the kid calls the board under an assumed name ]
      [ By assumed name, I mean that the SysOp can do nothing but assume ]
                         [ that it's the little leech. ]
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear SysOp:
          I am a new user and would like lots of access so I can upload and
     download.  I don't use message bases because I think they're stupid.
             Joe Blow
     [ the kid realizes his mistake in putting his real name and tries in ]
      [ vain to use the message editor so he can remove his name and put ]
                                [ in his alias ]
                                      ***
     [ He fails miserably and winds up with: ]
          Joe Blow Assumed Name How the Hell???? NO CARRIER
     W      d
      h    i I   ?
       a  d     o
        t      d
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear Joe:
          You  haven't  learned  anything  in  the past two years have you.
     You're an a***ole.  If you have a dog, I hope it dies.
             F**k you.
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear SysOp:
          What do you mean?  I am a new modem user.  I have never called  a
     BBS before.
          Assumed Name.
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear Assumed/Joe/Whatthef**keveryournameis:
          You're  a little liar.  Go to hell and don't ever call here again
     or I'll rape your sister.
                     Eat me.
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear SysOp:
          My sister's only 5 years old.
     [ SysOp breaks into chat ]
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     The SysOp is here!
     That's all the better.  I'll bring my shoehorn!!!
     [ Line noise, SysOp is screaming into phone with the wind of the big ]
                                  [ bad wolf ]
     NO CARRIER
     -+-------------------------------------------------------------------


     PART IV,  in which the kid stops calling the board for a time  to  lay
     low.  In the interim, the feds have come to his house to question him.
     He cracks under their interrogation and spills everything.  The little
     shit  names  the BBS he has been calling for the last two years as his
     favorite computer hang out.  How stupid.  He  must  be  a  cabbage  or
     something.
     After  cracking  under  the  pressure of the FBI he calls the SysOp to
     warn him and to make ammends.  He fails miserably.  NO CARRIER.


     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     [ After several attempts at logging on under his real name (which has]
       [ been locked out of the system) he uses the name John Smith (how ]
        [ original...remember the cabbage?) and leaves a message to the ]
                                    [ SysOp ]
     Dear SysOp:
          I just thought I'd warn you that  someone  tipped  the  feds  off
     about your board and that they'll be coming to question you about your
     illegal activities.  Maybe you should go into hiding.
             Joe Blow,
         S**t...how do you edit a line...f**k f**k f**k.
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     Dear Joe:
          You little prick!!!!!!  What the hell did you tell them.  I don't
     run no illegal board.  I think I'll shoot you AND rape your sister and
     kill your little dog, too.  As a matter of fact, I'm on my way.  S**t,
     there's a knock at the door.  It BETTER not be the feds.
          F**k you eat me suck my dick you little f**ker.
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------

     PART  V,  in  which  the kid and the SysOp make a court appearance and
     exchange heated words.

     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
          The courtroom is filled with credit card frauders and phreakers,
     much to the SysOp's dismay because it makes him look bad.  The only
     thing that keeps going through his mind (driving him nuts) is "Good
     morning, the worm, your honor."  He wishes he had a shotgun so he
     could shoot the kid.  He does, however, have his shoehorn.
     -+--------------------------------------------------------------------
     PROSECUTOR:  Mr. SysOp, you have a user on your BBS system named Joe
                  Blow, is this correct.
     SYSOP     :  No, I used to, but I locked the little s**t out.
     DEFENSE   :  Objection your honor, he's a little prick, not a little
                  s**t.
     JUDGE     :  Sustained.  Mr. SysOp, I will kindly ask you to keep your
                  answers truthful.
                 [ Welcome to hell.  How DO you like it??????? ]
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                           CLEAN HUMOUR & JOKES
     =================================================================

                   Jokes and the language barrier.

                   By Michiel van der Vlist (2:280/5555)


     When debating in international echos I often get to hear: "you have no
     sense of humour". Absence of a sense of humour however is not the
     problem in most cases, the problem is that jokes differ from culture
     to culture and very much depend on language. It is difficult to tell a
     joke in such a way that it makes it across a cultural barrier. It is
     also difficult to formulate a joke in such terms that it makes it
     across a language barrier. It is even more difficult when the joke has
     to make it across both barriers.

     That explains why we so often meet with a blank stare, or even a
     hostile response, when we interject a joke in an international forum
     without explicitly labelling it as a joke.

     The kind of joke that is easiest to get across those barriers is a
     joke about language and cultural barriers. So here is one:


     An Englishman and a Frenchman decide to go on a cruise. The Frenchman
     does not speak English and the Englishman does not speak French. But
     as they are both single and all the other passengers are paired up in
     some way, the steward decides to have the two of them share a table at
     dinner.

     So when they meet at the table for the first time, the Englishman ties
     up his jacket, straightens his tie, extends his hand and says: "How do
     you do, my name is Jones". The Frenchman takes his hand to shake it
     and says: "Bon Appétit". Whereupon they sit down and enjoy their meal
     in silence.

     The next day, they meet at the same table. The Frenchman extends his
     hand and says "bon appétit". The Englishman is a bit puzzled, but
     nevertheless ties up his jacket, straightens his tie and says: "How do
     you do, my name is Jones". Whereupon they sit down and enjoy the meal
     in silence.

     But the Englishman is not satisfied. So when the meal is over, he
     approaches the steward and asks why the French introduce themselves
     not only on the first encounter but on every one following. The
     steward asks "what were his exact words?" The Englishman says: "Bow
     Nap Tea".

     Ah, says the steward, that is not an introduction, what he said was
     "bon appétit", it's French for "enjoy your meal". The Englishman
     thinks to himself: "I'll remember that".

     So on the third evening, when they meet again at the dinner table, the
     Englishman thoughtfully addresses the Frenchman in his own language
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     with: "Bon appétit".

     .... Whereupon the Frenchman ties up his jacket, straightens his tie,
     shakes his hand and says: "How do you do, my name is Jones".


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     =================================================================
                              BEST OF FIDONET
     =================================================================

                              Special echoes

     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
     Date: 12 Feb 04  01:30:21
     From: Matt Mc_Carthy, 1:396/45.17
       To: Matt Bedynek, 1:106/1
     Subj: Priorities
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      AREA : FIDONEWS

      MB> I would no more recognize Michiel as the moderator as I do Jack
      MB> Yates.  This echo is traditionally moderatored by the fidonews
      MB> editor and until the editor decides to delegate that authority or
      MB> pass the torch that is the way it shall remain.  Again, the
      MB> echolist entry is just for show - means nothing ..

     Here we go again...  If over the past 10 years any of the 'brass', IC,
     ZCs and ZCC, RCs and RCC, had done their jobs properly, P4 would have
     been continually updated to keep up with the times.  FidoNews is an
     official FidoNet publication, the EchoList is not.

     Moderatorship of "Official Echos" should have been spelled out in P4 a
     LONG time ago.  If moderatorship of ZCC-PUBLIC (and a dozen other
     admin echos) were spelled out in P4, locked in stone so to speak, Bob
     Moravsik would never have gotten off square one, and few if any of us
     would have 'learned' to hijack echos.  Bob was a lawyer, and lawyers
     are hell-bent on finding loopholes and they thrive on them, often for
     no other reason than the confusion they cause, simply because they
     CAN!

     This would be an excellent item to be included into the proposed
     revision of P4, as well as several "Zone Admin" type echos that are
     more or less 'cast in stone' as to whom their moderators are.

     P4:  XXX.  Additional Duties / Responsibilities.

     IC  - Moderator of and responsible for all echos beginning with "IC".
     ZxC - Moderator of and responsible for all echos beginning with "ZxC".
     ZCC - Moderator of and responsible for all echos beginning with "ZCC".
     RC  - Moderator of and responsible for all echos beginning with "RC".
     RCC - Moderator of and responsible for all echos beginning with "RCC".
     FidoNews Editor - Moderator of and responsible for all echos beginning
           with "FIDONEWS".
     [Any other "Official" echos? - add them here.]

     This would delineate the "Official Fidonet Echos", which are a part of
     FidoNet.

     Leave the EchoList for us non-official peons to sort out who moderates
     the myriad of non-official echos.

     ?????????   Comments?    ?????????
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     =================================================================
                   PHILIP LOZIER'S FIDONET SOFTWARE NEWS
     =================================================================

                           BBS and FidoNet Software News
                       submitted by: Philip Lozier 1:267/169


     <Note>: Items submitted are gathered from various sources. The notes
     on the programs listed are by no means original descriptions by me,
     but are submitted as found for the informational purposes only.


     *** MBSE BBS For Unix version 0.50.0 Stable released ***
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

     09-Feb-2004

     MBSE BBS for Unix is a full multiline FidoNet mailer, tosser and bbs
     with ANSI screens which looks like most popular DOS based bbs
     packages.

     Supported platforms:
     Linux intel 386 and better CPU's.
     Linux Sparc.
     Linux Alpha (not fully tested).
     Linux HP-PARISC, tested with Debian 3.0.
     Linux PPC.
     FreeBSD, tested with FreeBSD 4.7.
     NetBSD, tested on a Sun Sparcstation 2.

     Highlights of this release are:

     * Hydra and Binkp zlib packet compression.
     * Installation support for Gentoo.
     * Partly done French Language.
     * Binkp protocol upgraded to binkp/1.1.
     * Mailer telnet connection (ITN) finally works.
     * Added support for T-Mail fileboxes.
     * Lot's of small fixes.

     For further details read the ChangeLog.

     Homepage : http://www.mbse/dds.nl/mbse/mbsebbs/index.html


     *** Bluemail V 1.2 Released ***
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     11-Feb-2004

     BlueMail is a multi-format offline mail reader for Unix, DOS, Win32,
     and other systems. It should compile under all Unix-compatible (POSIX)
     systems.

     BlueMail supports the Blue Wave, QWK, QWKE, SOUP, OMEN and Hippo
     packet formats, the Hudson and BBBS Message Bases, Unix mail and
     FIDONEWS 21-08               Page 17                  23 Feb 2004


     Eudora. It has a full screen, colored user interface built with the
     curses library and is designed to be a reasonable alternative to the
     Blue Wave mail reader.

     Among the new features are:

     * UTF-8 decoding support
     * filter and search functions now accept '!' as logical NOT
     * areas can be marked for a kind of personal favourite area list
     * new sort option for letter list: sorting by sender's last name
     * scrolling of subject in letter list
     * different quote styles for FidoNet and Internet style areas
     * support for direct reply in personal area
     * bug fixes and improvements


     Homepage : http://home.wtal.de/ib/bluemail/


     *** VBBS & VADV BBS Support Center Back Online ***
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

     16-Feb-2004

     Support provided by : Aspect Technologies

     Updated all of the AT2k VADV scripts today. I removed the install.com
     that was still present in several of the archives and updated a few of
     the scripts with versions that had been running on my system. The AT2k
     Message Update Utility (MsgUpd) v1.1 for Virtual Advanced was released
     today. This new version will not reset any ignored subs. A problem
     with AspectNet and Windows XP was found today. Apparently the ftp.exe
     that comes with Windows XP will screw up a batch file. A fix for this
     is to replace it with the version from Windows 2000.

     About virtual advanced:

     Virtual Advanced is still considered an "advanced" BBS software even
     today!

     While its true that Virtual Advanced (VADV) is no longer being
     supported by its author, it can be seen now exactly how advanced it
     was years ago. Modern BBS software has only recently implemented many
     of the features that VADV has had for years.

     * Internet eMail, IRC chat, and newsgroup support
     * Create your own mailing lists
     * Acts as its own web server
     * Creates HTML pages from internal VADV filebase info and ASCII test
       files
     * Acts as its own ISP for dial-up callers, allowing them to access
       the internet directly through your BBS
     * Supports FidoNet, VirtualNet, WWIVnet, QWKnet, UUCP, and NNTP
     * Completely customizable with the VScript scripting language
     * Built in QWK door

     FIDONEWS 21-08               Page 18                  23 Feb 2004


     For additional features, see the support pages.

     Homepage : http://www.at2k.org/aspect/news.htm



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     =================================================================
                  BEN RITCHEY'S FIDONET SOFTWARE LISTING
     =================================================================

                    -=:{ FIDONet Software Reference }:=-

         Type: M=Mailer  T=Tosser  B=BBS  D=Door  C=Comm/Terminal
               P=Points  E=Editor  I=Internet  U=Utility  ?=Info

     .- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -.
     |Software: Author     |Type |URL, Contact, Ver, Notes      Help Node|
     `- - - - - - - - - - -+- - -+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -'

      Argus                |M    |http://www.ritlabs.com/argus/  2:469/84
                           |     | argus@ritlabs.com  Tel: 373-2-246889
                           |     | v3.210 on Mar 20th 2001

      BeeMail:             |M    |http://beemail.gexonline.net   1:105/10
       Stephen Proffit     |     | beemail@gexonline.net

      BinkleyTerm XE       |M    |http://btxe.sourceforge.net     1:1/102
                           |     | v2.60XE/Gamma-6 on Nov 11th 1998

      BinkD                |MI   |http://2f.ru/binkd/
                           |     | maloff@corbina.net
                           |     | v0.94 on Jul 24th 2000

      FIDO-Deluxe IP       |MPUI |http://www.fido-deluxe.de.vu 2:2432/280
       Michael Haase       |     | m.haase@gmx.net
                           |     | v2.4 on Sep 26th 2003

      Fidonet to Internet: |MI   |http://www.terminate.com
       Bo Bendtsen         |     | sales@terminate.com
                           |     | v2.00 on Mar 23rd 1997

      FrontDoor, FD/APX:   |MTPC |http://www.defsol.se          2:201/330
       Definite Solutions  |     | sales@defsol.se                1:1/101
                           |     | v2.26SW & v2.33ml FD, v1.15 APX

      Husky Project        |MTPUI|http://sf.net/projects/husky/
                           |     | v1.4 RC2 on Sep 22nd 2003

      InterMail, InterEcho |MT   |http://www.ifido.com            1:1/133
                           |     | bob@nwstar.com
                           |     | v2.50 IM, v1.19 IE

      Radius (based on     |M    |http://radius.pp.ru           2:5012/38
               Argus)      |     | fido5012@zaural.net Tel: 7-3522-469463
                           |     | v4.009 on Jan 2nd 2003

      Terminate            |MBP  |http://www.terminate.com
                           |     | v5.00 on Aug 7th 1997

      Tmail                |MI   |http://www.tmail.spb.ru  v2608

      WildCat! Interactive |MTBEI|http://www.santronics.com
     FIDONEWS 21-08               Page 20                  23 Feb 2004


       Net Server, Platinum|     | sales@santronics.com
       Xpress: Santronics  |     | Tel: (305) 248-3204
       Software, Inc.      |     | AUP 450.2 on Jul 9th 2002
     +- - - - - - - - - - -+- - -+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -+

      Fidogate             |TUI  |http://www.fidogate.org
                           |     | Martin_Junius@m-j-s.net  v4.4.4

      FMail                |T    |http://fmail.nl.eu.org       2:280/1076
                           |     | wijnstra@fmail.nl.eu.org  v1.60

      JetMail: JetSys      |TU   |http://www.jetsys.de  js@jetsys.de
       (ATARI ST only)     |     | v1.01 on Jan 1st 2000

      Squish               |T    |http://www.lanius.com
                           |     | sales@lanius.com  v1.11
                           |     |http://www.vector11.com/maximus/

      Watergate            |TUI  |http://www2.sbbs.se/hp/ramon/
                           |     | ramon@sbbs.se
                           |     | v0.93p9 on Dec 14th 1998
     +- - - - - - - - - - -+- - -+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -+

      BBBS                 |BI   |http://www.bbbs.net  b@bbbs.net
                           |     | v4.00MP on Oct 25th 1999      2:22/222

      ELEBBS: The Elevator |B    |http://www.elebbs.com
       Software Production |     | elebbs@elebbs.com
                           |     | v0.10.RC1 on Jun 9th 2002

      EZYCom BBS           |BT   |http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~dcbbs/
                           |     | pjs@optushome.com.au         3:633/104
                           |     | v2.0 on 3 May 2003

      Falken BBS           |B    |http://falkenbbs.com
                           |     | v12.0 on Feb 2nd 2002

      Hermes II Project    |B    |http://www.hermesii.org
                           |     | info@HermesII.org  v3.5.9 Beta Final

      Maximus BBS          |B    |http://www.lanius.com
                           |     | sales@lanius.com  v3.01
                           |     |http://www.vector11.com/maximus/

      MBSE BBS:            |BI   |http://mbse.sourceforge.net  2:280/2802
       Michiel Broek       |     | mbroek@users.sourceforge.net
                           |     | v0.33.21 on Jun 4th 2002

      Mystic BBS           |B    |http://www.mysticbbs.com
                           |     | v1.07.3 on May 13th 2001

      Nexus BBS            |B    |http://www.nexusbbs.net
                           |     | groberts@nexusbbs.net
                           |     | v0.99.41.001 beta on Jun 10th 2001

      Proboard BBS         |B    |http://www.proboard.be
     FIDONEWS 21-08               Page 21                  23 Feb 2004


                           |     | v2.17 on Jun 9th 2002

      RemoteAccess BBS:    |B    |http://www.rapro.com            1:1/120
       Bruce Morse         |     | bfmorse@rapro.com
                           |     | v2.62.2SW

      Spitfire BBS: Buffalo|B    |http://www.angelfire.com/ia/buffalo/
       Creek Software      |     | MDWoltz@aol.com                1:1/150
                           |     | v3.6 on Aug 20th 1999

      Synchronet BBS       |BT   |http://www.synchro.net
                           |     | sysop(at)vert(dot)synchro(dot)net
                           |     | v3.10L Beta

      Telegard BBS         |B    |http://www.telegard.net
                           |     | support@telegard.net
                           |     | v3.09g2 SP4
     +- - - - - - - - - - -+- - -+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -+

      Atlantis Software    |D    |http://www.jimmyrose.com/atlantis/
                           |     | last update: Jun 2002

      BBS Central          |D    |http://www.rpcomputers.com

      Bentstone            |D    |http://www.srupc.com/mall
       Capabilities Group  |     | info@stonebenders.com

      Cheepware:           |D    |http://www.midnightshour.org/cheepware/
       Sean Dennis         |     | hausmaus@midnightshour.org    1:11/200

      DDS (Doorware        |D    |http://www.doorgames.org     1:2404/201
       Distribution System)|     | ruth@doorgames.org
       Ruth Argust         |     |

      DoorMUD              |D    |http://www.dmud.thebbs.org
                           |     | v0.98 Jun 1st 2002

      Elysium Software     |D    |http://www.elysoft.com
                           |     | mpreslar@mailcity.com

      Jibben Software      |D    |http://www.jibbensoftware.com
                           |     | scott@jibben.com
                           |     | 1995-99 Release dates

      JNS Software:        |D    |http://www.geocities.com/jnssoftware/
       Rusty Johnson       |     | rustyjohnson57@hotmail.com
                           |     | Tel: (304) 733-0113

      John Dailey Software |D    |http://www.johndaileysoftware.com
                           |     | support@johndaileysoftware.com

      LORD (Legend of the  |D    |http://www.lordlegacy.org
       Red Dragon) Reborn  |     | mike@lordlegacy.org
                           |     | v4.06 on Feb 5th 2001

      Lord-II IGMs         |D    |http://www.shelby.net/wizards/lord2igm/
     FIDONEWS 21-08               Page 22                  23 Feb 2004


      PC Pursuits          |D    |http://www.pcpursuits.com
                           |     | brucep@pop.kis.net
                           |     | Tel: (301) 240-6653

      Shining Star         |D    |http://www.shiningstar.net/bbsdoors/
                           |     | nannette@shiningstar.net

      Sunrise Doors:       |D    |http://www.sunrisedoors.com
       Al Lawrence         |     | al@sunrisedoors.com
                           |     | Tel: (404) 256-9518

      The Brainex System   |D    |http://www.brainex.com/brainex_system/
                           |     | stanley@brainex.com  1994-99 Releases

      Trade Wars           |D    |http://www.eisonline.com/tradewars/
                           |     | jpritch@eisonline.com
                           |     | v3.09 (DOS-32) in 2002

      Vagabond Software:   |D    |http://www.vbsoft.org        1:124/7013
       Bryan Turner        |     | vagabond@vbsoft.org
                           |     | last update: Jul 17th 2002

      (various)            |D    |http://www.webnexus.com/users/etow/
     +- - - - - - - - - - -+- - -+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -+

      APoint               |PI   |http://www.apoint-mail.de
                           |     | dirk.pokorny@apoint-mail.de
                           |     | v1.25                   2:2426/1210.13

      CrossPoint (XP)      |P    |http://www.crosspoint.de
                           |     | pm@crosspoint.de  v3.12d Dec 22nd 1999
      FreeXP               |P    |http://www.freexp.de         2:2433/460
                           |     | support@freexp.de
                           |     | v3.40 RC3 Aug 31st 2003 (Snapshot)
      OpenXP/32            |PI   |http://www.openxp.com        2:248/2004
                           |     | mk@openxp.de  v3.8.7 beta Aug 3rd 2002

      PPoint               |P    |http://www.alcuf.ca           1:249/114
                           |     | v3.04 on Jan 10th 2000
     +- - - - - - - - - - -+- - -+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -+

      GoldEd+              |E    |http://mik.nu/golded-plus/   2:203/6600
                           |     | v1.1.5 Snapshot on Feb 28th 2003

      SqEd32               |E    |http://www.sqed.de
                           |     | v1.15 on Dec 15th 1999

      TimEd                |E    |http://blizzard.dnsalias.org/fidonet
                           |     | mail@ozzmosis.com            /timed
                           |     | v1.11.a5 in March 2003       3:633/267
     +- - - - - - - - - - -+- - -+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -+

      Allfix               |U    |ftp://ftp.nwstar.com           1:140/12
                           |     | bob@nwstar.com
                           |     | v5.13 (v6?)

     FIDONEWS 21-08               Page 23                  23 Feb 2004


      GiGo                 |UI   |http://www.gigo.com
                           |     | v0109 on Jan 9th 1997

      Internet Rex:        |UI   |http://members.shaw.ca/InternetRex/
       Charles Cruden      |     | telnet://xanadubbs.ca        1:342/806
       (Khan Software)     |     | v2.29 on Oct 21st 2001

      PeopleComm Terminal  |CUI  |http://www.peoplecomm.org     1:128/148
       (BBS & Telnet w/    |     | edward.williams@adelphia.net
        ZModem)            |     | v1.01a on Feb 11th 2003

      TransNet             |UI   |http://www.ressl.com.ar/transnet/
                           |     | transnet@ressl.com.ar
                           |     | v2.11 on Jul 18th 1998

      TransX: Multiboard   |UI   |http://www.multiboard.com/software/
       Communications, Inc.|     | support@multiboard.com      1:2401/305
                           |     | v3.5
     +- - - - - - - - - - -+- - -+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -+

      National BBS List    |?    | http://www.usbbs.org

      Hispanic FIDO/BBS's  |?    | http://www.conecta2.org/pucela_bbs/
       (in Spanish only)   |     |  (Extensive software & BBS Listings)
     +- - - - - - - - - - -+- - -+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -+

      File Archives: http://archives.thebbs.org  http://www.filegate.org
       http://sysopscorner.thebbs.org                http://www.juge.com
       http://www.dmine.com/bbscorner/             http://garbo.uwasa.fi
       http://www.simtel.net                  http://wuarchive.wustl.edu
       http://hobbes.nmsu.edu

      Note: most also provide FTP access (use ftp:// vice http:// above)

     *=-=*=.=*=-=*=.=*=-=*=.=*=-=*=.=*=-=*=.=*=-=*=.=*=-=*=.=*=-=*=.=*=-=*

      Note: Please send corrections & additions to: Ben Ritchey, 1:393/68
               ( or FReq Magic INFO direct for E-mail address )
             WildCat! BBS at +1-337-232-4155  24/7  33.6kBps,8,N,1
          Internet: http://bellsouthpwp.net/c/m/cmech617/fidosoft.txt

      Emeritus: Todd Cochrane, Frank Vest, Peter Popovich


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     =================================================================
                             SPECIAL INTEREST
     =================================================================

                         Nodelist Stats

      Input nodelist  nodelist.051
                size  912.5kb
                date  2004-02-20

      The nodelist has   7790 nodes in it
        and a total of  10512 non-comment entries

              including     6 zones
                           56 regions
                          426 hosts
                          544 hubs
         admin overhead  1032 ( 13.25 %)

                    and  1040 private nodes
                          315 nodes down
                          335 nodes on hold
      off line overhead  1690 ( 21.69 %)


      Speed summary:

               >9600 =    653 (  8.38 %)
                9600 =   6754 ( 86.70 %)
                              (HST  =  140 or   2.07 %)
                              (CSP  =    1 or   0.01 %)
                              (PEP  =   11 or   0.16 %)
                              (MAX  =    0 or   0.00 %)
                              (HAY  =    1 or   0.01 %)
                              (V32  = 3548 or  52.53 %)
                              (V32B =  344 or   5.09 %)
                              (V34  = 4550 or  67.37 %)
                              (V42  = 3815 or  56.49 %)
                              (V42B =  359 or   5.32 %)
                2400 =     72 (  0.92 %)
                1200 =      6 (  0.08 %)
                 300 =    305 (  3.92 %)

                ISDN =    641 (  8.23 %)

     ----------------------------------------------------------
      File Req Flag   Applicable software     Number of systems
     ----------------------------------------------------------
      XA              Frontdoor <1.99b             2544
                      Frontdoor  2.02+
                      Dutchie 2.90c
                      Binkleyterm >2.1
                      D'Bridge <1.3
                      TIMS
                      Xenia
     --------------------------------------
     FIDONEWS 21-08               Page 25                  23 Feb 2004


      XB              Binkleyterm 2.0                 7
                      Dutchie 2.90b
     --------------------------------------
      XC              Opus 1.1                       11
     --------------------------------------
      XP              Seadog                          6
     --------------------------------------
      XR              Opus 1.03                      40
     --------------------------------------
      XW              Fido >12M                     315
                      Tabby
                      KittenMail
     --------------------------------------
      XX              D'Bridge 1.30                3517
                      Frontdoor 1.99b
                      Intermail 2.01
                      T-Mail
     --------------------------------------
      None            QMM                          1350
     --------------------------------------

      CrashMail capable =   2381 ( 30.56 %)
      MailOnly nodes    =   4326 ( 55.53 %)
      Listed-only nodes =    606 (  7.78 %)
      Other             =    477 (  6.12 %)

      [Report produced by NETSTATS - A PD pgm available from 1:106/100]
      [                                 Revised by B Felten, 2:203/208]

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